Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit
JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!
When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:
Just laughed so hard.
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
I love all the human names these guys have
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discreetly handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
1. Wash your sheets every two weeks, I promise you’ll sleep better.
2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.
3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.
4. School is important, but there are many things you can’t learn in a classroom. Pursue them.
5. Find your passion, and run with it.
6. No, you don’t need to lose weight.
7. You are beautiful without make up.
8. You are beautiful with make up.
9. Being a good person will never go out of style
10. Buy yourself flowers if you’re feeling sad.
11. Getting enough sleep is very important.
12. Drinking water has so many benefits
13. Believe in fairytales, believe in love, and allow no one to steal your magic.
14. Reading is good for the soul.
15. I am not here to judge you, but I will always support what I think is best for you.
16. I appreciate you.
17. I am proud of you.
18. Even on your worst days, you will never disappoint me.
19. I love you no matter what.
- customer: haha it's kinda funny, we as customers can basically say anything to you and all you can do is sort of laugh
- me: hahah yeah, true
- customer: haha I bet you guys secretly hate us
- me: haha yeah basically we hate all of you hahaha
- customer: hahahha
- me: hahaha have a good night
- customer: hahah thanks (walks away)
- me: I hate people
- my shift leader: asshole
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
I LOST MY SHIT ONCE I SAW THE WEB
That last one has got to be my new wallpaper