Video 21 Aug 69,880 notes
Photo 21 Aug 71,482 notes myuncreativeurl:

I hate y’all. I do..

myuncreativeurl:

I hate y’all. I do..

(Source: timelorddetectivewizard221b)

Photo 21 Aug 41,601 notes skookumthesamoyed:

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!

skookumthesamoyed:

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!

Video 21 Aug 12,346 notes

Game of Thrones  +  Iconic Quotes

Text 21 Aug 92,290 notes

leftwiththetide:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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Just laughed so hard.

Photo 21 Aug 404 notes
Photo 21 Aug 3,794 notes tastefullyoffensive:


[lefthandedtoons]
Video 21 Aug 151,350 notes

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

I love all the human names these guys have

via Lovely..
Text 21 Aug 15,993 notes

darlinghogwarts:

If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discreetly handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

via .
Quote 21 Aug 169,021 notes

1. Wash your sheets every two weeks, I promise you’ll sleep better.

2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

4. School is important, but there are many things you can’t learn in a classroom. Pursue them.

5. Find your passion, and run with it.

6. No, you don’t need to lose weight.

7. You are beautiful without make up.

8. You are beautiful with make up.

9. Being a good person will never go out of style

10. Buy yourself flowers if you’re feeling sad.

11. Getting enough sleep is very important.

12. Drinking water has so many benefits

13. Believe in fairytales, believe in love, and allow no one to steal your magic.

14. Reading is good for the soul.

15. I am not here to judge you, but I will always support what I think is best for you.

16. I appreciate you.

17. I am proud of you.

18. Even on your worst days, you will never disappoint me.

19. I love you no matter what.

— 19 Things I Will Tell My Daughter (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: brennanat)

Chat 21 Aug 31 notes Tonight at work
  • customer: haha it's kinda funny, we as customers can basically say anything to you and all you can do is sort of laugh
  • me: hahah yeah, true
  • customer: haha I bet you guys secretly hate us
  • me: haha yeah basically we hate all of you hahaha
  • customer: hahahha
  • me: hahaha have a good night
  • customer: hahah thanks (walks away)
  • me: I hate people
  • my shift leader: asshole
Text 21 Aug 243,814 notes

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller)

Video 20 Aug 437,488 notes

cocaine-and-insulin:

skeetbucket:

I LOST MY SHIT ONCE I SAW THE WEB

That last one has got to be my new wallpaper

(Source: bluedogeyes)

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Photo 20 Aug 109,882 notes booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

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