Quote 22 Sep 111,651 notes
Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
— My amazing friend (via notiero)

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Photo 22 Sep 53,392 notes pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

Photo 22 Sep 571 notes psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

So sleep guys!
Video 22 Sep 4,832 notes

beachfox:

drackir:

ajaxafterdark:

deprendreunepause:

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Being gay and looking for dick in the olden days must have been really complicated

This was Growlr bata.

But what about the colour blind gay guy?

And of course some of shades are quite close together.

That’s the real reason gay guys developed a reputation for being able to distinguish all sorts of colors. Had nothing to do with interior decorating skills and everything to do with being able to decipher someone’s kink-list without having to hold up a series of color swatches to his butt.

To help a brother??

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Photo 22 Sep 37,323 notes walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

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Video 22 Sep 11,607 notes
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officialbluearmy:

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

the faint sound of hundreds of vibrators

Photo 22 Sep 25,251 notes salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

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Quote 21 Sep 101,423 notes

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

— 

Dolly Alderton  (via chocolatehighhh)

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Photo 21 Sep 65,440 notes

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Video 21 Sep 512,535 notes

adigitalmagician:

enervat:

thecrazytealady:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

Imagine if little love hearts appeared like this whenever you’re thinking your crush
It’d get so annoying

This would be a huge pain because I’m ALWAYS crushing on someone and usually thinking of one of them.

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Photo 21 Sep 209,292 notes steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

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Video 21 Sep 19,021 notes

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Video 21 Sep 80,756 notes

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

This cannot be real!

Photo 21 Sep 193,277 notes mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

via HAHA FUCK.

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